July 6, 2020

Dictator Dan too dictatory, not dictatory enough, and now too dictatory again: News Corp

Schroedinger's dictator

July 6, 2020

Billionaire Elon Musk endorses billionaire Kanye West against billionaire Donald Trump for president, democracy a bit fucked

I'm gonna need a nap after this one

July 3, 2020

Alabama councillor claims students hold coronavirus parties and take bets on who gets sick first

Doesn't sound like a good idea, really

July 3, 2020

Trump says coronavirus being “handled”, unclear if he means in the Mafia way where everyone dies

Take the cannoli

July 2, 2020

Panel of CEO geniuses spent $10 million on a national logo that looks like a golden coronavirus

The TV Week Golden Ronie

July 1, 2020

PM commits $270b to defence as the unemployed, businesses, unis, and the ABC face crippling cuts

We need to defend our trade routes with China from China

July 1, 2020

US billionaires are $584b richer since the pandemic began and maybe we should eat them?

I dunno, maybe?!