May 20, 2020

World famous psychic forced to cancel tour due to unforeseen circumstances

He should have seen this coming

May 20, 2020

Biden’s electoral campaign derailed by aggresive goose

Honk

May 20, 2020

Nebraska woman sues all gay people

Yes, even Stephen Fry

May 20, 2020

Inventor patents facemask with mouth hole so you can eat through it

What could go wrong

May 20, 2020

Queensland murder investigation called off after body discovered to be sex doll

Jack the ripper takes on a different meaning

May 20, 2020

1 in 5 young people think Bill Gates is to blame for COVID-19

We're doomed

May 20, 2020

Tesla adds update to make cars noisier

Are you tired of your $94,000 electric car not sounding like a $30,000 Toyota? Well worry no more because now

May 20, 2020

Elon Musk and Grimes clarify their child’s name X Æ A-12 is not pronounced ‘Josh’

Not to be confused with the brand of hovercraft by the same name

May 20, 2020

Black Mirror put on hold indefinitely as the world is now too much like Black Mirror

Things really are that bad

May 18, 2020

Eric Trump claims COVID-19 will dissapear if Democrats win election

Apparently he wants the Democrats to win