If your whole life is devoted to policing toilets, you’d spend a lot of time trying to convince everyone that toilets need police, and it’s an important and serious thing to do, rather than something obsessive and creepy and weird

I learned a lot from my drag queen housemate. Living with a drag queen was kind of like cohabitating with

I used to have a sweet, very traumatised, abominably stupid dog, who wouldn’t go into the backyard to wee if