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Disney World reopens as Florida shatters coronavirus record: Mickey Mouse craving blood?
Galaxy's Edge is really, really cool though
Ohio politician says “stop getting tested”, implies coronavirus is a conspiracy
Florida “church” raided for selling bleach-based “miracle” coronavirus cure
San Francisco’s “CAREN act” makes fake racist emergency reports illegal
Ayn Rand Institute bailed out by government, irony curve spiking
Brazil’s President diagnosed with “hoax”, coronavirus
I “pretended” to be the Victorian Liberal leader on Twitter, said I drink my own “wee wee”, and a bunch of people believed me
Dictator Dan too dictatory, not dictatory enough, and now too dictatory again: News Corp
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Billionaire Elon Musk endorses billionaire Kanye West against billionaire Donald Trump for president, democracy a bit fucked
Alabama councillor claims students hold coronavirus parties and take bets on who gets sick first
Trump says coronavirus being “handled”, unclear if he means in the Mafia way where everyone dies
Panel of CEO geniuses spent $10 million on a national logo that looks like a golden coronavirus
PM commits $270b to defence as the unemployed, businesses, unis, and the ABC face crippling cuts
US billionaires are $584b richer since the pandemic began and maybe we should eat them?
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Alabama councillor claims students hold coronavirus parties and take bets on who gets sick first
US government sent nearly $2 billion in coronavirus relief to dead people
Trump cuts funding to coronavirus testing as US reaches two-month infection high
US cinema chain won’t make patrons wear masks because it’s ‘too political’
Texas Governor says state “achieved” COVID-19 containment goal as it sets new daily case record
Oklahoma Police Major says his cops aren’t shooting enough black people
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