June 2, 2023

“The poison in Australia’s bloodstream”

I carry with me the fuzzy cognitive dissonance of a white man educated in a settler colony, an old land

May 19, 2023

If this is the best we can hope for, why do we even bother?

Just one new coal mine, what’s the big deal

April 28, 2023

What is the point of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese?

If you’re an Australian adult forty years and younger you have already lived through a pandemic, multiple financial crises, fuck

April 6, 2023

It’s not a mystery: the Liberal Party is unelectable because it sucks

“No one was expecting this result,” said a stunned David Speers, signing off from his on-the-pulse Aston by-election coverage, utterly

March 17, 2023

Paul Keating said mean things about me and my stupid newspaper and now I have hurt feelings

The future of The Shot

March 3, 2023

How to sell out your species while pretending to be the adults in the room

Reasonable compromise along the path to extinction

December 16, 2022

What a stupid year

Reflecting on annus stupidus

November 29, 2022

Why everyone (except me) was wrong about the Victorian election

The Victorian election proves the Herald Sun is a fringe fanzine for extremist whackos

November 18, 2022

NewsCorp’s Victorian election coverage is divorced from reality

Daniel Andrews will defeat the Opposition, NewsCorp, at the Victorian election

November 11, 2022

Elon Musk’s stupid decisions have set Twitter (more) on fire

Relatable! The world's richest person does dumb stuff too!