July 13, 2020

Disney World reopens as Florida shatters coronavirus record: Mickey Mouse craving blood?

Galaxy's Edge is really, really cool though

July 10, 2020

Florida “church” raided for selling bleach-based “miracle” coronavirus cure

As Marx famously said, "Religion is the bleach-based miracle cure of the people."

July 9, 2020

Ayn Rand Institute bailed out by government, irony curve spiking

Atlas Shrugged and said so what

July 8, 2020

I “pretended” to be the Victorian Liberal leader on Twitter, said I drink my own “wee wee”, and a bunch of people believed me

Wee wee

July 6, 2020

Billionaire Elon Musk endorses billionaire Kanye West against billionaire Donald Trump for president, democracy a bit fucked

I'm gonna need a nap after this one

July 3, 2020

Trump says coronavirus being “handled”, unclear if he means in the Mafia way where everyone dies

Take the cannoli

July 2, 2020

Panel of CEO geniuses spent $10 million on a national logo that looks like a golden coronavirus

The TV Week Golden Ronie

July 1, 2020

US billionaires are $584b richer since the pandemic began and maybe we should eat them?

I dunno, maybe?!

June 29, 2020

Racist US President retweets supporter shouting “White power” from a fucking golf cart. Seriously.

Fucking golf, man

June 26, 2020

Convicted racist Andrew Bolt blames “diversity” for Victoria’s COVID-19 spike

Racists gonna racist