September 15, 2020

Melbourne is not a city in revolt. The truth is far more incredible (and far more boring)

No one needs to sensationalise what life is really like here

September 11, 2020

Melbourne lockdown: “Dictator Dan” conspiracies, “Iso Fog”, sanity, and the borked passage of time

One of the useful but also messed up traits of being human is we can get used to almost anything.

September 10, 2020

R U OK Melbourne?! Nah, we’re going batshit crazy

People think we’re living in a totalitarian dictatorship. We’re not, but it is weird people think that.

September 3, 2020

STFU: Victorians are owed your gratitude not your scorn

It’s proof that Australians can be xenophobic about anything.

August 21, 2020

Steve Bannon arrested while onboard a 150-foot yacht for defrauding “We Build The Wall” charity scamola

Good news?! In 2020?!

August 5, 2020

Murdoch columnists are coronavirus superspreaders and should be closed under Melbourne’s Stage 4 restrictions

If workplaces were the fuel of the coronavirus inferno, dickheads are its embers, threatening to start spot fires.  

July 16, 2020

Trump family endorses beans

I don't fucking know anymore

July 15, 2020

Pokémon Go home: Victoria Police confirm “catching ’em all” not a reason to leave house

Pik achooooo!

July 13, 2020

Disney World reopens as Florida shatters coronavirus record: Mickey Mouse craving blood?

Galaxy's Edge is really, really cool though

July 10, 2020

Florida “church” raided for selling bleach-based “miracle” coronavirus cure

As Marx famously said, "Religion is the bleach-based miracle cure of the people."