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Dave Milner
Australia will never really understand what Melbourne went through. And we need to be ok with that.
It’s going to be ok
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Dave Milner
These creeps are going to make the next few weeks harder than they need to be
It just doesn’t need to be as unpleasant as it’s going to be
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Dave Milner
Melbourne is not a city in revolt. The truth is far more incredible (and far more boring)
No one needs to sensationalise what life is really like here.
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Cam Smith
Burger King releases ad featuring their mascot making out with Ronald McDonald to celebrate gay pride
No we are not making this up
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Dave Milner
Melbourne lockdown: “Dictator Dan” conspiracies, “Iso Fog”, sanity, and the borked passage of time
One of the useful but also messed up traits of being human is we can get used to almost anything. Sooner or later it just becomes your life. Weeks, maybe months, who knows anymore, into the world’s current strictest lockdown, that’s happening. Things have been so weird in Melbourne for so long we’re forgetting how weird they actually are. I…
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Dave Milner
R U OK Melbourne?! Nah, we’re going batshit crazy
People think we’re living in a totalitarian dictatorship. We’re not, but it is weird people think that.
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John Delmenico
Osama Bin Laden’s niece endorses Donald Trump for 2020 election
She even has a Trump onesie that she wears to bed