Trump responds to ruthless mockery of his stupid dumb idiot walk

Look, there are more important things going on right now. We know. But (a) we’ve lost all the really important battles the last four or so years and need some petty laughs, and (b) the fragile ego of the man holding the nuke codes does actually matter.

After Trump’s West Point commencement address on June 14, footage of his descent down a not-at-all steep ramp was viewed, and mocked, by millions of people on Twitter. Mostly because of how stupid and dumb the big baby idiot looked.

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None of this would be remotely newsworthy… except it really upset Trump, to the point that he felt the need to respond with what is now one of my all-time favourite tweets.

Momentum! He ran the last teen feet! It was very long and steep!

Yes sir, Mr President! Why I even think I saw you bust out a 900 Indy grab at the end there.

Fucking hell. We’re so fucked.


Dave Milner

twitter: @DaveMilbo
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