July 21, 2020

2020 can’t get worse? The government is now worried about zombies

Of course they are

July 16, 2020

Trump family endorses beans

I don't fucking know anymore

July 15, 2020

Pokémon Go home: Victoria Police confirm “catching ’em all” not a reason to leave house

Pik achooooo!

July 13, 2020

Disney World reopens as Florida shatters coronavirus record: Mickey Mouse craving blood?

Galaxy's Edge is really, really cool though

July 10, 2020

Ohio politician says “stop getting tested”, implies coronavirus is a conspiracy

Looks like a stock image, too

July 10, 2020

Florida “church” raided for selling bleach-based “miracle” coronavirus cure

As Marx famously said, "Religion is the bleach-based miracle cure of the people."

July 9, 2020

San Francisco’s “CAREN act” makes fake racist emergency reports illegal

The CAREN or "Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies" Act

July 9, 2020

Ayn Rand Institute bailed out by government, irony curve spiking

Atlas Shrugged and said so what

July 8, 2020

Brazil’s President diagnosed with “hoax”, coronavirus

"To those who criticise me, no problem, carry on criticising as much as you like.”

July 8, 2020

I “pretended” to be the Victorian Liberal leader on Twitter, said I drink my own “wee wee”, and a bunch of people believed me

Wee wee